I had a dream this morning that I was about to go up on stage infront of a bunch of people and “roast” my friends because I guess I am a comedian. It was my turn to go up and I remember saying “I don’t want to make fun of them. What if I’m awkward and I just say mean things about them? I’m not funny.” And then the announcer said “Everyone give a warm welcome to the amazing… (And this speech took forever. I don’t remember it all.) Lana del ray! Just kidding I mean *insert my name here*!” Then everyone started to applaud and I woke up because I had to pee lol